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The Man Who Has a Bizarre Connection to Cars (24 pics)

Posted in Random » WTF   16 Oct 2014   / 5928 views

Edward Smith is a man who loves cars but he actually has a weird fascination about them that makes him react in quite an interesting way.

 

Edward is a "mecaphile" meaning that he is sexually attracted to machines. He has had 1000 lovers and all but one of them have been cars. His long term lover is a 30 year old Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla who he is in a “open relationship” with along with a 1973 Opal GT called Cinnamon and a 1193 Ford Ranger called Splash.







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AMemoriam 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Is this the guy who was sticking his dick into cars exhaust pipes?
       
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Sarkazmo 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Truck fucker!!!

#22 "Clean yourself off, you whore!"

At least we don't have to worry about him reproducing and passing on his messed up genes.
       
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Mr. Ree 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I never gave it any thought before but getting rust splinters out of your dick has to be a real bitch!

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Awwww...Don't like my comment?
Fuck off and die!!!!
       
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oddbal 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
And again we blame inanimate objects each time one of these crazy people goes on a rampage.
       














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