"So I get Junk Mail from this company 4-5 times per week... it's really annoying. So inspired by that whole "Mail Your Enemies Glitter" campaign I decided to follow suit."
"No postage required? Sweet! That means they will be paying for what ever I send them back!"
"Since they have to pay by weight, I decided to go with these itsy-bitsy teenie-tiny beads. Seriously, these things scatter like roaches when they fall; and they weigh more than glitter too, so it will cost them more to receive this package."
"All sealed up and ready to go! Childish? Yes. Pointless? Yes. Worth it? Yes."