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I just don’t have time to tell you everything.
I’ll catch up with it tomorrow.
Good day for all of you )
Jessica Alba is resting on the beach. It’s difficult to tear yourself away from looking at her :)
Funny gif animations:
The final 15 compete during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas...
Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton competes during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas. Dalton was later crowned Miss USA.
Several pix: ONE TWO THREE
Amy Winehouse. Everything is the way it was )
Al Capone's cell in eastern state penitentiary. Clickable.
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, ‘Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?’
‘Ah shit,’ says his friend, ‘and I just joined the Elks!’
A truck driver was having a bad day.
His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten miles to the nearest farmhouse.
He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “but I must warn you that i don’t have any daughters. I don’t even have a spare room, so you’ll have to share my bed.”
“Damn,” said the trucker. “I’m in the wrong joke.”
The best woman to marry
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Cute adorable Jennifer Love Hewitt (24 photos)
Behind the scenes of a Gemma Atkinson calendar shoot (17 photos)
Brooke Hogan in a sexy red dress (7 photos)
Jennifer Ellison. I liked her better before ;( (5 photos)
When prom goes bad: a photo essay (17 photos)
Darts and water balloons (15 photos)
Kalashnikov made from the barbecue (6 photos)
Hat from cards (33 photos)
Once again the weekend passed so quickly and we already start a new working week)
This week we will have some changes that you will like. Don’t miss it.
Our “population” of registered users is approaching to 900 people!
And we have already 7,500 comments. And that's great )
Announcement. IziSmile is looking for a blogger who spends a lot of time on Facebook and is ready to help us to update the site’s page on FB.
There won’t be a lot of work, but it will help us greatly. There are already 160 friends. You will need to post every day something interesting from the site: photos and video (just one or two).
Find and post fun stories, anecdotes. Just to update the page a little so that our friends won’t get bored.
If you are interested in this offer, then please contact me by email email@example.com with a notice “Facebook”.
That’s all. Let’s see the Curiosities.
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger met up at the premiere of 'The Informers', 23 years after starring together in '9 1/2 Weeks'.
Cameron Diaz shaved her head, but unlike Britney Spears, who did it without any reason, Cameron Diaz did it for her part in a new movie.
According to the plot, she shaved her head to support her daughter that got cancer.
A little math problem.
There are two lengths of rope.
Each one can burn in exactly one hour.
They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other.
They also are not of uniform width (may be wider in middle than on the end), thus burning half of the rope is not necessarily 1/2 hour.
By burning the ropes, how do you measure exactly 45 minutes worth of time?
Funny gif animations:
Kim Kardashian fell asleep on the beach. She’s not pretty anymore ;))
For how long would natural resources still be enough? GRAPH.
Arab sheikh was fed up with his silver Mercedes and turned it to a gold one. Clickable.
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English b*****d again.’
Extravagant Lady Gaga (11 photos)
Transformation from a soldier into a... clown (14 photos)
Girls are having fun (46 photos)
Drew Barrymore's travel through style time tunnel (17 photos)
Bikini time on Izismile (47 photos)
WORLD OF CORELDRAW 2008 (80 photos)
The mystery of numbers (4 photos)
This week was tough but very rich in events.
We could do lots of stuff. If everything’s right, there will be a little surprise on Monday, it concerns videos )
Apart from that, everything’s just great. The site has grown a lot, and it’s only one month and something old
Stay with us, the site will become even better to entertain you.
There’s one thing I wanted to discuss with you. Do you think it’s worth letting non-registered users leave comments?
On the one hand, it’s not that good. There will be spamming, flooding, bad language etc. (of course I can moderate it quickly).
On the other hand, our regular non-registered visitors could comment.
Let’s do this. We will do one-week opinion poll concerning this issue and if the results will be in favour to allow all non-registered users to write comments, it will be done. During next week all the users can comment. Then, basing on the poll’s results and users activity, we will take necessary measures.
Don’t forget to vote on the right in the top of the page.
That’s all. Have a nice Friday night and a good weekend.
Meet you here on Monday.
P.S. All your content sent to me earlier will be posted on Monday. I just didn’t have time to finish it for today.
Three hottest babes of 80s-90s on the cover of ELLE magazine without make-up: Monica Bellucci, Eva Herzigova, Sophie Marceau.
They still have some charm. Clickable.
Imprint of a pigeon that was run over by a car at 70 mph.
Funny gif animations:
I found a great site where you can get information about any photograph: when it was done, what camera took it and many other stuff. It’s called - EXIF data.
Just enter the url and it’s done. EXIFity.com
Soap for emo ;(
A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
“But why?” asked his puzzled friend, “You’re labour through and through… Why change now?”
The man learned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”
Sakura Shrimp - billions of tiny little prawns - are sun-dried in Shizuoka Prefecture, south-west of Tokyo, in front of Mount Fuji.
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim magazine (7 photos)
Geneva car show girls (28 photos)
Thank God we have skin! (7 photos)
Kendra Wilkinson’s big squeeze (7 photos)
Holly Madison (7 photos)
Devon Aoki, Japanese supermodel (32 photos)
Vinyl toys from Huck Gee (20 photos)
They wanted some privacy, but even there they were found (5 photos)
Snow Rollers on the Camas Prairie (6 photos)
How are you doing?
Just some good news. For the last week, the site has grown considerably.
I’d like to say welcome to all the newcomers. Stay with us, feel yourself at home, explore the site. It’s fun and interesting with us ;) If something is unclear, please email me. I’ll explain everything! :)
There will be interesting changes on the site soon. The programmer and I are working on it.
There’s a lot of content sent by users. So, tomorrow I’m gonna use it for a post. You still have a chance to see your pics in there, just SEND ME YOUR VIDEOS AND PICTURES.
The picture from NASA's space-based telescope. It was already given a name – “God’s Hand” )
Barack Obama is playing with a new family member - a puppy, in the White House
Funny gif animations:
A 2009 Toyota Yaris after a 40-mph frontal offset crash.
Experts say if the speed is higher, everyone in the car will die after the crash.
I’ve never trusted small cars. Clickable.
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?” Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- “Before you tell your joke, there’s something you should know…The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I’m a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?” - “Not if I’ll have to explain it five times…”
Here is what Wayne Rooney and pregnant wife Coleen's baby could look like, according to forensic artist Joe Mullins.
Creative ad of Russian Bear vodka. If you read this phrase with a mirror, the Cyrillic letters actually form a phrase with a sense:
Real men don’t drink and drive. Clickable.
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Magazine ad to put on car windshields (3 photos)
Funny eggs (10 photos)
Pikachu girls (19 photos)
Paris Hilton at Playboy party (6 photos)
Very beautiful photoshopped pictures (26 photos)
Beautiful beaches. I’d give anything to be there right now ;) (42 photos)
The four types of Bengal tiger (17 photos)
Extreme dog houses (8 photos)
Transformers 2 - CGI Robots (23 photos)