Things Russians Do Differently Than Americans (11 pics + 5 gifs)

Posted in Pictures       8 Jan 2014       12607       4

Dressing up to go to the store.

Russians, especially Russians living in cities, love dressing up. For example, a nice dress and some heels are perfect attire for a casual walk.

Sitting down for a minute before heading on a trip.

Once the suitcase is packed, most Russians will typically pause and sit quietly for a minute before leaving.

Making really long and complicated toasts.

Only the laziest of the laziest of Russians will make a toast of “To health” or something short like that. Seriously. Expect to hear anecdotes and too much reading into them.

Telling anecdotes as often as possible.

They might be in the middle of telling a story and then say, with relish, “And, you know, this reminds me of an anecdote…” and then proceed to tell it, even if it’s completely irrelevant.

Congratulating one another on getting out of a shower or sauna.

They say, “S lyogkim parom!” (Basically, “Congratulations on a light steam.”)

Answering “how are you?” honestly and fully.

How are you?” in Russian demands an actual answer, not just “Great, thanks!”

Not smiling at strangers.

Smiling at people you randomly make eye contact with is not a thing. Smiles are supposed to be genuine, to be shared with friends.

Celebrating New Year’s more enthusiastically than Christmas.

The tree is for New Year’s. Presents are for New Year’s. Forget Christmas. New Year’s is THE winter holiday.

Constantly rewatching old Soviet cartoons.

“Nu, Pogodi!” (the Russian version of Tom and Jerry), “Bremenskiye Muzykanty” (The Musicians From Bremen), and “Snezhnaya Koroleva” (The Snow Queen), are among Russia’s favorites.

Calling all females “girl”.

If you want to call your female waitress, you yell, “girl!” If you want to address a fifty-year-old woman, you can call her “girl.” If you want to address an actual girl, you call her “girl.” Any woman short of a babushka (grandmother) is “girl.”

Sitting down at the table for a meal and staying there for hours.

When groups of Russians get together for dinner, they will sit down, have dinner, and talk. Then they will talk some more.

Always keeping your bags.

Seriously, Russians never, ever, ever throw away any bags, just ‘cause you never know when you might need one.

Preparing way more food than is necessary for when friends come over.

And most of it will have tons of mayo.

Living with their parents.

It is often that an entire Russian family - parents, children, grandparents - will live together in one apartment.

Meeting complete strangers and then becoming friends with them immediately.

And then inviting them over for some tea after only 10 minutes of conversation.

And never showing up to someone’s house without a gift in hand.

It can be a dessert or a wine if it’s dinner, or it can be chocolates or flowers (so long as it’s not an even number of them). It’s not really important what it is, as long as you bring something.



Comments (4):

ArtKicz 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
its not only Russian but almost all eastern europe as well!
Fenrisulven 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#6 Also in Scandinavia we expect a honest answer.
Never underestimate the power of large crowds, of stupid people.
Datzkunk 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#7 No permitted to smile! Stern face to all except acquaintances!
Oksana 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
It is not exactly great love for each other and being devoted to traditions that make few generations of the family live together! It is simply the impossibility of moving out - apartments, moreover houses, are very expensive, the interest on loans is far from what you are used to, not to mention the salary is a lot - and I mean A LOT lower.
And I don't think that anyone has really been keeping plastic bags now, that they have been available for the last 20 years. And yes, it is not only about Russia, it's about Ukraine as well. Not to mention many things were obviously left out :)