"Not tell anyone."
"Hire a tax, trust, and asset protection attorney."
"Build a massive spire as high as legally allowed and live at the top"
"I’d quit my job"
"Move somewhere quiet and nice."
"Buy a Delorean"
"Pay off my loans, then my parents mortgage, then get my cat a huge cat tree"
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
"Bunch of hookers and cocaine."
"Sleep"
"Buy a few Senators… I’ve got some things to change around here."
"Buy a bunch more lottery tickets because I’m on a roll."
"Buy my mother a house.
That woman has been in my corner and lifted me up when I was at my worst. She birthed me and my two triplet siblings, and raised us brilliantly."
"A vehicle purchase"
"Move out, buy my fiancé their gaming desktop, get a pool, and relax for the rest of our lives. We aren’t having kids, so once we go I’d donate what’s left."
"Go back to college and finish my degree"
"Make a film. I have the script, I have the team, I have avenues of distribution, I just don’t have the funds."
"Wake up"
Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.
#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).
LOL
I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.
While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.
You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.
1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research
and so on
oh and weed.