If You Won The Lottery Right Now, What Would You Immediately Do? (2 PICS + 17 GIFS)

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"Not tell anyone."

 

"Hire a tax, trust, and asset protection attorney."

 

"Build a massive spire as high as legally allowed and live at the top"

 

"I’d quit my job"

 

"Move somewhere quiet and nice."

 

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"Buy a Delorean"

 

"Pay off my loans, then my parents mortgage, then get my cat a huge cat tree"

 

"Two chicks at the same time, man."

 

"Bunch of hookers and cocaine."

 

"Sleep"

 

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"Buy a few Senators… I’ve got some things to change around here."

 

"Buy a bunch more lottery tickets because I’m on a roll."

 

"Buy my mother a house.

That woman has been in my corner and lifted me up when I was at my worst. She birthed me and my two triplet siblings, and raised us brilliantly."

 

 

"A vehicle purchase"

 

"Move out, buy my fiancé their gaming desktop, get a pool, and relax for the rest of our lives. We aren’t having kids, so once we go I’d donate what’s left."

 

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"Go back to college and finish my degree"

 

"Make a film. I have the script, I have the team, I have avenues of distribution, I just don’t have the funds."

 

"Wake up"

 


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Kristel 7 month s ago
The big problem to this the word IF
       
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Mert 7 month s ago
I would give all the money to somebody who doesn’t like me so they would be my friend.
       
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Anna 7 month s ago
Mert,

Your frenemy would think you're an idiot.
       
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Amelia 7 month s ago
Buy a pair of really comfortable socks.
       
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Mariah 7 month s ago
I wouldn’t cash the ticket. I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility. But I do love that gamblin’
       
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Montgomery 7 month s ago
#1 I thought this was best at first, but then I decided that if people ask, it would be better to say that I did win a moderate amount of money from a lottery or casino. Somewhere of around $50K should be reasonable. I'd also say that I'll be using this money to payoff student loans, the mortgage, house repairs, etc. so they won't be looking at me for a handout.

#5 Depending on how much you won and if it was mandatory for your local Lottery Commission to reveal your identity, being out in the boonies may just make it easier to be kidnapped.

#11 It'd be easier and cheaper to "get rid of" a few Senators.
       
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Ronnie 7 month s ago
I've already had #8 multiple times, so the correct answers in order are:

#2, #1, #5 (see #1) and get a new phone (see #1).

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Orphelia 7 month s ago
Ronnie, alternating between your right hand and your left hand does not qualify as two chicks at the same time dude.
       
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Ronnie 7 month s ago
Orphelia,

LOL

I absolutely agree that does not qualify as a threesome. But alternating hands is what people do when they cheat on themselves.

While I don't have to prove anything to an anonymous person on the internets, we (yes, my involved partners and myself) have pictures. You'll never see them, and I don't really care if you believe it or not. You don't have to be wealthy/pay for a threesome; you just have to be in the right place at the right time.

You had a good response though. I appreciate the humor.

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Verna 7 month s ago
depending on how much...but if it was one of those HUGE wins:

1.waste a couple of millions on stupid stuff, just because
2.buy a house
3.start a fund for people that are talented but cant get a break due to their geographical upbringing
4.invest in real estate
5.fund clean water research

and so on

oh and weed.
       
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Alicia 7 month s ago
Buy a pizza
       
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Delphia 7 month s ago
I'd buy back my grandparents lakefront cottage that I had to sell 10 years ago. That broke my heart.
       
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