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"My 17 Year Old Cousin Made This For The Family Thanksgiving Party. Took Me A Good 30 Minutes To Notice"
"Got Snowed In So We Had To Work With What We Had. I Present Meatloaf “Turkey”, Complete With Little Smokie Stuffing. Happy Thanksgiving Y’all"
"Someone Asked Me What I Use To Marinate My Turkey, I Told Them I Use The Marinating Drawer In The Fridge... Why, What Do You Use?"
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"I Removed The Skin Before Carving My Turkey And Made A Thanksgiving Burrito"
"Jell-O Shot Casserole: Because I’m Too Lazy To Do Individual Shot Glasses. It’s The Perfect Thanksgiving Tradition"
"My Friend Dropped His Thanksgiving Turkey"
"Stayed Up Until 4 Am Baking My First Fully From Scratch Apple Pie For Thanksgiving. Stayed Up Until 4:30 Am Having A Breakdown Over Dropping It"
"Dog Pulled The Turkey Off The Counter And Shattered The Glass Dish It Was In"
"The Turkey My Wife Bought For Thanksgiving"
"Spent 4 Hours In The Emergency Room On Thanksgiving Day. Today I Received The Post-Insurance Bill. Screw American Healthcare"
"It's Not Truly Thanksgiving Until Heather Drops A Cheesecake In The Floor"
"The Way My Roommate Ate This Pie I Bought For Thanksgiving"
"My Cat Ruined Thanksgiving"
"Really Looking Forward To Some Custard Pumpkin Pie For Thanksgiving"
"The Fruit Tart My Wife Made From Scratch. Happy Thanksgiving"
"Just An Fyi - These Are My 2 1/2 Hour Baked Biscuits. Easy Baking Instructions - Put Biscuits In Oven Then Leave For 2 1/2 Hours Then Come Home To A Smokey House"
"My “Family-Oriented” Company Provided Thanksgiving Dinner Since They Couldn’t Bother To Let Us Go Home"
"These Were Supposed To Be Mini Pumpkin Pies, However, The Crust Crumbled On Every Single One When I Pulled Them Out Of The Pan"
"I Made This All For Friends That Rsvp’d. No One Showed Up. :-/"
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Don't leave a frozen turkey out to defrost. It should be in the refrigerator, or it should be forcibly submerged in water. They were asking for food poisoning.
Kitter is a hero!
https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2016/11/18/how-safely-thaw-turkey
While frozen, a turkey is safe indefinitely. As soon as it begins to thaw, bacteria that may have been present before freezing will begin to grow again. There are three safe ways to defrost a turkey: in the refrigerator, in cold water, and in a microwave oven.
doesnt make sense or there would be mass hospitalizations. i worked at a grocery store. most turkeys were stacked beyond the freeze line of open floor freezers. who knows how many times the turkey has actually thawed before you get it