“Accidentally rolled over it with my desk chair…”
“Yeah, but I bet not very many of you have broken your hand playing miniature golf.”
“Ball got punctured by the only spike in a tree”
“Ran out of fuel 10km out of town. Thought I could make it”
“$300 Blender Container blows apart grinding parmesan cheese.”
“Pepper grinder broke mid grind.”
“I really should’ve tied my hair together. Still have much left but damn that hurt.”
“This bagel sandwich I got from a local coffee stand.”
“It’s apparently a skip day that I wasn’t aware of.”
“Dog chewed through the wire that connects my home to the internet when I popped out today.”
“RV fire in a parking lot.”
“My bowl violently disassociated itself from itself while I was thawing a chunk of frozen soup.’
“Went to ride my bike yesterday for the first time this year, fell and broke my arm.”
“Ordered a comforter and linens and got a watering can.”
“Opened the fridge & the salsa exploded covering me and the fridge.”
“Went to grind some salt on my breakfast and this happened.”
“After several days without my glasses, an eye exam, and overnight shipping on new glasses; I found them tangled in a cable under my desk.”
#29 You have dial up still? What are you a caveman? (No, that is not Ethernet cable, that is 4 conductor phone wire, before all you tools start whining.
i have DSL router/modem connected to normal phone cable....
all use existing copper lines.
Are you married to Captain Obvious?
Actually,he's name is Captain Hindsight
And even here, you will not have 0 notice in Europe. And nobody will touch your stuff.
Shut up! This kind of thing happens everywhere...
NOPE. Not in Europe. Workers have rights here.
USA is not always the best, same for Europe and the rest of the world.
But in this case we are way better
Lay-off is a valid reason. They can send you away and pay you the last month salary. Also there is immediate termination.
That's not a summary dismissal you're talking about. And if you are terminated without notice, there is a hearing beforehand by the employer/HR and the works council, if there is one, before the termination without notice can be pronounced. You will never find the stuff packed at the table (because it is not allowed) and without having talked to someone about the termination without notice.
And for the USandA guys here, it is free of charge like the rest of your stay / treatment ;)
US *of A
#25 doubt it. You would have been scalped if that much hair got ripped out with a power tool.