“Being escorted to my car after I ripped a hole in my pants at a wedding. Went commando.”
“When the wife puts spray VARNISH with the spray sunscreen.”
“The platform that holds soap in my shower fell off the wall because it was being ‘held’ in place by pennies and caulk.”
“My last teabag is sealed into the can.”
“My car played an April fool’s joke on me by rolling all 4 of my windows down while it snowed overnight.”
“Costco will give you exactly what you know you didn’t need.”
“Expected nothing and still disappointed.”
“Brand new eyeshadow palette fell and the only shade that broke was called ’Unlucky.’”
“Dog ate my new AirPod Pro 2s within a couple hours of them arriving.”
“Dog sledding in −36° F. So cold, our eyelashes froze.”
“Taco carpet”
“Not quite how I wanted my morning to start :(”
“My friend ordered pizzas from the ‘nicer’ place in town.”
"When the book skips “a few pages”"
“Had to give my daughter a bit of a haircut today.”
“My dad’s hair froze after hiking up a mountain in his t-shirt.”
“Idk how he got up, and now he’s too afraid to come down...”
“Spilled coffee plus Crocs plus socks”
“Someone at my stepdad’s work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.”
“My friend’s GF’s dad sent them a cutting board for their housewarming.”
“I went through the Taco Bell drive-thru with a friend. When asked if we wanted sauce, I said: “As much as you’re allowed to give me.”
“You’ve failed in your mission.”
“I asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. So she put it on low-broil, and forgot to take the plastic cover off.”
“I sank my 4-wheeler while looking for my phone that also sank.”
“My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.”
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#45 fake
No accident. Dry ice is really fun!