Reimagined Disasters: Movie Remakes Nobody Wanted (17 PICS)

Posted in INTERESTING       11 Jan 2024       2263       7 GALLERY VIEW

Ben-Hur

 

“Why even bother remaking a timeless classic.”

 

Poltergeist

 

“If Sam Rockwell can’t rescue it, you know it’s dogsh#t”

 

Point Break

 

“It’s fine if you want to enjoy a bit of stunt porn. The action sequences are all well done. They all hang, however, on a loose skeleton of the Point Break story using the names of the original characters. The biggest departure from the original story, the fact that Johnny Utah is an amateur who doesn’t know what he’s doing, is the worst transgression because it eliminates any tension that the JU of the remake will fail.”

 

The Karate Kid 

 

“The Stupid Kung Fu Kid.”

 

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Red Dawn

 

“I watched Red Dawn the other day. I’d say, “Red Dawn holds up,” and then I kept getting asked ‘which one.’ Being that that’s highly offensive I’ve cut people out of my life. Swayze forever.”

 

Ghostbusters

 

“Although I did enjoy Chris Hemsworth as the receptionist. Common sense disclaimer: I’m 100% okay with females as leads etc., this was just a bad movie.”

 

A Nightmare on Elm Street

 

“What an absolute dog sh#t remake that has set the franchise back for over a decade now.”

 

The Wicker Man

 

“The Wicker Man is a different beast of a bad movie completely. You get to see Cage in a bear costume run around decking women in the face. The absurdity of how that plays out is worth the price of admission. I think if you know you are getting into some bat sh#t crazy absurdity and incompetence before you see the movie, then you can enjoy the spectacle for what it is.”

 

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Flatliners

 

“Genuinely the worst movie I’ve ever seen. So incredibly stupid.”

 

The Lion King

 

“All the live-action Disney remakes, but especially the soulless The Lion King remake.”

 

White Men Can’t Jump

 

“You don’t f@#k with Wesley Snipes movies.”

 

Oldboy

 

“It’s horrible compared to the original, which is f@#king amazing.”

 

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Planet of the Apes

 

“I was so excited to see that. I went with my wife and saw it in the theater. I looked so let down walking out of the theater that she couldn’t stop laughing. Any time this movie comes up she still, 25 years later, bursts out laughing remembering how disappointed I was. In fairness, it had a great trailer. BOW YOUR HEAD!”

 

Total Recall

 

“Honorable mention for Total Recall. Which in many ways has more in common with the book than the original movie. Does not change the fact that it’s mind-numbing bland garbage.”

 

Psycho

 

“Psycho wasn’t so much a remake as a colorized scene for scene rewatch. Why they greenlit it, I have no idea.”

 

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory / Charlie and the Chocolate

 

“Tim Burton’s movie is more accurate to the book with certain details, but it also gives Wonka a weird origin story about his father being a dentist that was nowhere in the books. The music in Tim Burton’s film is worse and the costume/character designs are abysmal, especially the oompa loompas.”

 

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Robocop

 

“I fell asleep in the theater. I asked my friend what I missed because I was out for 20 minutes and he said nothing. 

That pretty much sums up that movie.”

 



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Amy 10 month s ago
you can soon add lord of the ring
       
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Mort 10 month s ago
I hate remakes as a rule also, especially when they are made to accommodate a social or political agenda! (woke) dash
       
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Wilber 10 month s ago
they should remake terrible movies and try to make them better, instead of remaking good movies that turn out worse.
       
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Theodosia 10 month s ago
#16 Disagree. In fact we got two different masterpieces
       
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Steven 10 month s ago
#1 I wonder if those who saw the Charlton Heston version of Ben Hur in 1959 thought the same thing, since it was a remake of the 1925 silent movie original.
       
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Simeon 10 month s ago
While 'Der Himmel Über Berlin' was an artsy and wonderful experience, the (kind of) remake 'City of Angels' was an absolute unit of intolerable garbage. Nick Cage and Meg Ryans take could be summed up in 4 sentences, instead they took 2 hours for 'Angel falls in love with girl, angel becomes human, girl falls in love with angel, girl dies.' And i'm making it sound better than it was.
       
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Simeon 10 month s ago
Simeon,

.and I want those 2 hours back!
       
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